Thanks
@Ljc 🙂 I've always been amazed at how your blood sugar levels can chart the progress of an infection, and can even let you know before you get symptoms. Better than a
psychic octopus 😱
Who needs a psychic octopus,
The future to foretell?
A cold Cassandra cephalopod,
When I can do as well?
Who needs a mentalist mollusc,
Who crawls the ocean floor,
To tell us what the future holds,
When my meter tells me more?
For, blessed with diabetes
My predictive powers are strong,
And unlike squid or nautilus,
I’m very rarely wrong!
So when my levels start to climb,
But nothing else seems wrong,
Then be assured that I will be
Quite ill before too long!
Before this foul disease took hold,
I lacked this inbuilt sense,
Consulting eight-limbed oracles
For my fate a few days hence.
But now I plan to make me rich –
My meter holds the key!
And when I get the numbers right,
I’ll win the lottery!