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Terrible terrible jokes!

What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
Answer: One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage?
Answer: Because every play has a cast.

What do you call an alligator detective?
Answer: An investi-gator.
 
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
 
Think the second bee was bred in Silicone ValleyIMG-20250320-WA0001.jpg
 
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Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
 
As some of you may know, we keep a small flock of chickens. None called Henrietta though.IMG-20240309-WA0000.jpg
 
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