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Terrible terrible jokes!

This is the story of a young blonde woman flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, grabs the microphone and calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone help me! Please help me!"

She then hears a voice on the radio saying, "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm and everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She then says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Biden."

"OK," says the voice on the radio, "Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven… "
 
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