Terrible terrible jokes!

[silver minion]

I used to be a student studying genetics and decided to cross a homing pigeon with an alligator.
I'm sure it will come back to bite me.
(All groaning permitted)

 

[paultrose]

 

[Rob Oldfield]

It's not widely known, but before the invention of the crowbar, the crows had to drink at home.

 

[Contused]

When I was a kid my Mum would give me a 10 bob note and send me down to the shop. I would come back with a pound of potatoes, half pound of cheese, ten rashers of bacon and half a dozen eggs. Can't do that now…

…too many security cameras!

 

[Barrowman]

Where can you buy soup in bulk? At the stock market.​

Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines.

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[Barrowman]

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!

What do you call a fish that gets pregnant by itself? Sturgeon Mary.

What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? An udder disaster!

 

[silver minion]

 

[paultrose]

 

[silver minion]

 

[paultrose]

One for yesterday