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Terrible terrible jokes!

A local coal miner's avocation (hobby) was painting, but he couldn't afford to buy canvasses. Instead, he painted on the walls of his small cottage. Unfortunately, a gang of youths broke into his cottage and defaced his paintings.

The young miscreants were charged in court with having "corrupted the murals of a miner."
 
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
 

I gave my handyman a list of chores to do for me around the house, but he only did numbers 1, 3 and 5. It turns out that he only does odd jobs.​

 
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