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Terrible terrible jokes!

Why did the computer go to the doctor? .....Because it had a virus!

What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant? .....Swimming trunks.

What washes up on very small beaches? ....Microwaves
 
What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer? ....A loose Canon.


What did the time traveller do when he was still hungry after dinner? ...He went back four seconds.
 
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? ..They don't have the guts.

What has four wheels and flies? ,, A garbage truck!

What do you get when you put your radio in the fridge? .. Cool Music.
 
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I used to have a phobia of speed bumps...
.but i slowly got over it
 

I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday.​

My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”

If you're going shopping on Black Friday, please be considerate...​

By turning your phone horizontally before recording any fights.
 
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Have you heard about this new fashion for walking around completely naked apart from wearing two little black rectangles?
 
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