Robin
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(H)Olly (h)and Iv(y) It took me ages to work out that I was looking at an IV drip on the right.
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Terrible terrible jokes!
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Rob Oldfield
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Someone's replaced my passport photo with a picture of a marzipan fruitcake - I think my identity's been stollen.
MikeyBikey
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Did you hear about the workaholic who was done for resisting a rest!
MikeyBikey
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Chris Hobson
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Buy cheap crackers, untie the little ribbon and insert better quality prizes and jokes. The result is better than expensive crackers which, more often than not, turn out to be cheap.
Contused
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Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one. They're efficient, not funny.
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Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
A: Attire!
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter. He won't come.
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Two guys are walking down a street when a mugger approaches them with a gun and demands their wallets.
One of the guys hands some bills to the other and says, "Here's that $100 I owe you."
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A clown, a priest and a midget walk into a bar.
The barman looks up and asks, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
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A: Just one. They're efficient, not funny.
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Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
A: Attire!
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter. He won't come.
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Two guys are walking down a street when a mugger approaches them with a gun and demands their wallets.
One of the guys hands some bills to the other and says, "Here's that $100 I owe you."
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A clown, a priest and a midget walk into a bar.
The barman looks up and asks, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
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Chris Hobson
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Presumably the hot cross bun gag is about the fact that those who want to sell us stuff will be launching their Easter offensive the second after the New Year fireworks have finished popping.
trophywench
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We had a box of ?Heroes given us and one of them was Creme Egg filling so not even a gap between pre Xmas and Easter now. Plus I've never even liked Creme Eggs since they were invented.
