Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one. They're efficient, not funny.
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Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
A: Attire!
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter. He won't come.
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Two guys are walking down a street when a mugger approaches them with a gun and demands their wallets.
One of the guys hands some bills to the other and says, "Here's that $100 I owe you."
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A clown, a priest and a midget walk into a bar.
The barman looks up and asks, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
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