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Terrible terrible jokes!

What do you call an automobile filled with water?.... A car-pool


How do trains listen?..... With their engine-ears

Why should you never pick a fight with a circle? ....Because it’s pointless
 
What do you call an automobile filled with water?.... A car-pool


How do trains listen?..... With their engine-ears

Why should you never pick a fight with a circle? ....Because it’s pointless

Have you been buying cheap crackers? :rofl:
 
Just got back from the doctors

Bad news

Diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation

Im worried sh**less!
 
Why did the skunk take out a loan? ....Because he only had one scent.

Why did the pony ask for a glass of water? ....It was a little horse.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? ....He gave her a ring.
 
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Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one. They're efficient, not funny.
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Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
A: Attire!
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter. He won't come.
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Two guys are walking down a street when a mugger approaches them with a gun and demands their wallets.
One of the guys hands some bills to the other and says, "Here's that $100 I owe you."
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A clown, a priest and a midget walk into a bar.
The barman looks up and asks, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
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Presumably the hot cross bun gag is about the fact that those who want to sell us stuff will be launching their Easter offensive the second after the New Year fireworks have finished popping.
 
We had a box of ?Heroes given us and one of them was Creme Egg filling so not even a gap between pre Xmas and Easter now. Plus I've never even liked Creme Eggs since they were invented.
 
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