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Terrible terrible jokes!

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
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Q: Why did the bee cross the road?
A: To get to the buzz stop!
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I've developed an irrational fear of German sausages.
I fear the Wurst.
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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

Why did the bike fall over? It was two tired.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
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High rise buildings. Wrong on so many levels.
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Q: Why did the bee fly around with his two back legs crossed?
A: He was looking for a BP station.
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There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman.
Before marriage and after marriage.
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