Terrible terrible jokes!

A customer enters a coffee shop and asks the barista for the wifi password.
“You need to buy coffee first,” the barista says.
“Okay, I’ll have an espresso,” the customer says.
After paying, the customer asks, “Can I have the password now?”
The barista replies, “Of course! It’s ‘youneedtobuycoffeefirst’. All lowercase, no spaces.”
.
 
On a busy holiday, the zoo manager offers £200 to a worker to act as a gorilla since the real one is sick. Determined to impress his boss, the worker climbs the enclosure and hangs from the ceiling of the lion’s den. However, he slips and falls to the floor, just a few feet away from the lion. Scared for his life, he starts screaming for help. Soon, the lion pounces on him and whispers, “Stop talking right now or you’re going to get us both fired.”
 
Barrowman said:
On a busy holiday, the zoo manager offers £200 to a worker to act as a gorilla since the real one is sick. Determined to impress his boss, the worker climbs the enclosure and hangs from the ceiling of the lion’s den. However, he slips and falls to the floor, just a few feet away from the lion. Scared for his life, he starts screaming for help. Soon, the lion pounces on him and whispers, “Stop talking right now or you’re going to get us both fired.”
Click to expand...

Ahhh! That's why my energy provider's call centre is staffed by monkeys! :rofl:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top