Terrible terrible jokes!

[Satan’s little helper]

I remember camping in a haunted site? Nobody wanted to stay there. It was just, “two tents.”

 

[Barrowman]

Did you hear I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.

What did the right eye say to the left eye? Between you and me, something smells.

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
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[Contused]

What's the difference between an earth burger and a space burger?

One's a little meteor
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What do you call a cowardly chicken?

A chicken
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What brand of trainers (sneakers) do chickens wear?

Ree-bok-bokbok…
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My boy asked if I'd tell him about the eclipse.

I replied, "No son."
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[Barrowman]

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
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[AceFace]

Why do diabetics always have nightmares?
They can’t have sweet dreams.

 

[Lovelbie]

The past present and future all walk into a bar.
It was tense.

 

[MikeyBikey]

My boss texted me, "Send me one of your funny jokes." I replied "I'm working at the moment, I'll send you one later." He replied, "That was fantastic! Send another one!"

 

[MikeyBikey]

Barbie was 85 yesterday!

 

[MikeyBikey]

Francis was in the Year 1 arithmetic class and the teacher asked "Francis, if you had £10 and I asked to borrow £8 how much money would you have left?"
Francis "£10 Teach"
Teacher "£10 Francis???"
Francis " Yes Teach! You might ask but it doesn't mean I will lend it to you!"