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My boss texted me, "Send me one of your funny jokes." I replied "I'm working at the moment, I'll send you one later." He replied, "That was fantastic! Send another one!"
Francis was in the Year 1 arithmetic class and the teacher asked "Francis, if you had £10 and I asked to borrow £8 how much money would you have left?"
Francis "£10 Teach"
Teacher "£10 Francis???"
Francis " Yes Teach! You might ask but it doesn't mean I will lend it to you!"
Three old people are sitting around the table discussing the irritations of getting old. One said "I'm sometimes at the fridge door with a bottle of mayo, and cannot remember if I am putting it in or taking it out". Another said "I'm sometimes on the landing halfway up our staircase and can't remember whether I am going up or down". The third said "Thank goodness I suffer none of those things, touchwood". They then rapped their knuckles on the table and said "Oh there's someone at the door. I will get it"