from a safe distance I like to watch the sport of landings 'prison ping-pong' - its like nothing you have ever seen before!....oh, and feed the prison cat, who is too fat to escape!
Sounds like table football where I went to school... Things could get rather hairy when watching that! That or when the occaisional squash ball was in hand...
As for the prison cat... I'm sure there's a tunnel going somewhere or three... They may also be called Tom, Dick and Harry. Check the cat for false papers!