Signs of growing older

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It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old,
-------------------------------- They grow old because they stop pursuing their dreams.
 
You know when you're getting old when a "good night" means you don't have to get up to Pee....
 
Or, you know you are getting older when you take so many non-recreational pills you rattle when you walk!
 
You know you are getting old when you barely do anything all day, but you still need to
take a nap to continue doing barely anything.....
 
You know you are getting old when.

Going out is good. Coming home is better!
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PaulG said:
You know you are getting old when ...
you take up bowls.

Edit to add:-
Now off for a match; but in my defence I will be going on my T140.
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I must be getting old @PaulG I've just taken up bowls.... :D
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Oh my living days!! Now I do feel old, my optician has told me this week I may have a cataract starting in my right eye!! Blimey 😱
 
You know your getting old when:

You realize you're never going to be really good at anything anymore....
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I've beaten growing old I'm in my second childhood. 🙂 Growing old is getting ready to go out for a pub lunch in Stockport but I'd rather stay in and do my 'adult' colouring. :rofl:
 
You know you are getting older when;

What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
 
You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch.
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You might be getting old if it seems like your grandkids are talking in a foreign language and words don’t
mean what they used to mean anymore.
 
Deb_l said:
Ooh I was looking for this thread the other day because I had a gastro appointment at the hospital a couple of weeks ago and the registrar looked about twelve!! I'm fairly sure that's a definite sign I'm getting older :rofl:
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My dentist looks like she is fresh out of senior school!
 
You know you are getting old when [after recovering from cataract surgery] you can't recognise your own nose!

Honestly, it was quite disconcerting. There I was sitting by my kitchen window, when I noticed this white blob floating in the corner of my right eye. I'm like: "Oh my, what's that?", "Maybe something's happened to the implant!" ..... "Oh, it's just my nose." .... "Hello, nose. I haven't seen you for years. How are you keeping?" .....
 
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