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Group 7-day waking average?

KookyCat said:
Probably 🙄 although I did Hoover yesterday and that sends me hypo every time so it could be that. I don't know why I can walk miles with my dog chucking a ball around without going hypo (mostly) and I only have to look at that Hoover and my blood sugar plummets!
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It's a clear message from the universe that you should NEVER hoover again.🙂 Get one of those independent ones that do it all for you. Problem solved!

4.7 for me, after a hypo in the wee small hours - down, Lantus, down!😛
 
Bloden said:
It's a clear message from the universe that you should NEVER hoover again.🙂 Get one of those independent ones that do it all for you. Problem solved!

4.7 for me, after a hypo in the wee small hours - down, Lantus, down!😛
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I agree, I must never Hoover again 🙂. Lantus is now my mortal enemy!
 
Lady Lantus and the Lord of Levemir

I’ve heard it told in days of old,
In a distant, far-off land,
The Lord of Levemir sought to win
A fair young lady’s hand.

But first a dreadful obstacle
The Lord must overcome –
A being that could strike men blind,
And limbs could render numb!

Betwixt the land of Levemir
And Lantus to the East
There roamed the awful terror
Named the Diabetic Beast…

The Lord sought counsel far and wide
How victory may be won?
The Beast must feel the glargine sting
At each setting of the Sun!

To the Sparkling Springs of Sanofi,
Where elixirs caught the light,
He drew syringes long and full,
And set off for the fight.

Across the raging Novorapids,
Three days and nights he rode,
And the Gnomes of Novo-Nordisk
Beside our hero strode!

And there, the Beast lay lurking -
They felt his fiery breath!
So sweet and sickly, thick and foul,
A harbinger of death!

But Levemir was not dismayed,
He plunged the syringes deep!
The Beast at once lost consciousness,
And for the day would sleep.

And thus was Lady Lantus free
To wed Lord Levemir,
The Beast subdued by Sanofi,
Once daily, in the rear! :D
 
Brilliant, you should print a book of your poetry, I would but it 😛

BS 11.2 this morning, a bit better but still horrendous. One slice of toast and much humalog later, 16.7 😱, really struggling but will keep trying...Tintin
 
Morning 4.7 for me this morning, Lady Lantus is cruising for a bruising 🙂
 
Northerner said:
Picking up her teeth with a broken arm? 😱 😉
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Yep, and I might stab her repeatedly with a blunt spoon covered in an alkali solution, that'll teach her. I've already built an effigy out of jelly babies, two straws and a chocolate button, as shown on the "how to defeat your mortal enemy" episode of Blue Peter circa 1982, I need to watch episode two in the series for instruction on building a pyre out of Starbucks coffee stirrers, toilets rolls and sticky back plastic. Run Lady Lantus, run.
 
Morning - boy did it rain last night!

9.8 here - typical reaction when I lower the Lantus. :( Oh well. 🙄
 
Morning a very predictable 4.7 this morning despite cracking a high mid afternoon. No rest for the wicked it seems.
 
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