Woof! What's that I can smell?

[Northerner]

Well done Northener for featuring on the charity's News page. Here's to getting those woofs woofs funded😉

I promised them a poem - better get my thinking cap on! 😱 😉

 

[lucy123]

Keep at it Alan - such a good cause!

 

[KayC]

Done now. Not much, as I haven't worked for a while !
Great choice of charity, I wish all the best for you.🙂

 

[Northerner]

Done now. Not much, as I haven't worked for a while !
Great choice of charity, I wish all the best for you.🙂

Thank you Kay, that's wonderful! All this support is really motivating me to get my tired old legs around Portsmouth! 🙂

 

[Northerner]

I promised them a poem - better get my thinking cap on! 😱 😉

Here's the poem

Something Doesn't Smell Right!

What’s that Towser? Please leave me be!
Stop licking my hand, and pawing my knee!
I’ve already fed you, so it’s surely not that –
If I give you more biscuits you’ll only get fat!

We’ve been to the park and played with your ball,
You chased a black cat till it jumped up a wall!
Your legs must be tired, why don’t you just rest?
Go lie in your basket, and don’t be a pest!

Go bother a neighbour and leave me alone!
Go sniff your bottom, or bury your bone!
I’m getting quite tetchy, I think you can tell –
Is there something wrong? Is it something you smell?

My goodness, dear Towser! It seems you are right!
Oh thank you my friend for detecting my plight!
My blood sugar’s low, and you knew straight away!
In future I’ll know what you’re trying to say!

More sponsors needed please! http://www.justgiving.com/sniff-for-life

 

[AJLang]

Excellent poem well done Northener

 

[Northerner]

Excellent poem well done Northener

Thank you! 🙂

 

[bev]

Brilliant as ever Northey - you should ask the charity if they would like to use it.🙂Bev

 

[cazscot]

Brilliant, as normal Alan

 

[Northerner]

Brilliant as ever Northey - you should ask the charity if they would like to use it.🙂Bev

Thanks Bev and Carol! I've sent them a copy 🙂

 

[karinagal]

Excellent poem and definitely worth a donation - job done!!

Karina

 

[Northerner]

Excellent poem and definitely worth a donation - job done!!

Karina

Brilliant! Thank you Karina, really appreciated! 🙂