The Result
Well, thankyou for all your input. The results have been processed by my rinky-dinky little computer as well as a 50% audience participation vote (i.e. me).
6th place is ..............
Adrienne and her discoloured elbows.
Congratulations!
5th place is .............. (quiet there!) .........
Lucy with the shower head cleaner and fridge de-smeller.
Good effort that, I thought.
4th place is .............. (please, quieten down!!) .........
thedame with the lemon meringue pie.
Bad luck, whilst it was edible, I dislike meringue and the computer simply doesn't know any better.
3rd place, and winner of a chance to read my pink elephant joke again is ................. (look, if you can't remain silent, you'll be ejected) ..........
AlisonM with the Long Island Iced Tea
Excellent suggestion. But, frankly, why bother with the lemon? Hic! The vodka worksh jusht fine as it ish!!
2nd place, and winner of a chance not to read my pink elephant joke again is .................... (RIGHT, YOU'RE OUTTA HERE) .............
Steff with the lemon infused olive oil
Yay! Well done. It was the olive oil that was the clincher. I actually have some in the cupboard.
So, the surprise winner of the 1st prize and automatic inclusion in the next prize giving extravaganza is ............ (applause) .......
Me with the squeezed lemon juice over the sea bass idea.
My full acceptance speech will be published on Youtube in five languages shortly
Er, hang on, there are five burly chaps in white coats behind me.
"What do you mean?". "You want me to come quietly?". "Surely there's some mista.................