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Three quarters of a lemon

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Yes - done my hair too.

Hey Andy - you can bleach your hair -whoay!
 
Cmon Andy you have us all in suspense here lol.
 
I'm waiting for more input.

You're not too eager to win your 'prize' are you?

Andy :D
 
Come on you guys- it is obvious- Andy should make a lemon meringue pie and send it to me- I am prepared to make this sacrifice to stop the poor little lemons going mouldy:D
 
Hey if theres lemon merangue pie it should be mine:D
 
Sorry guys but I am going to most definitely throw the diabetes card at you all and say that I will save you all from high levels and I will make the ultimate sacrifice and eat the lot for you. I'll send photos and let you know what it tasted like in the name of friendship through diabetes........ 😉











PS All said very tongue in cheek by the way x
 
The Result

Well, thankyou for all your input. The results have been processed by my rinky-dinky little computer as well as a 50% audience participation vote (i.e. me).

6th place is ..............
Adrienne and her discoloured elbows.
Congratulations!

5th place is .............. (quiet there!) .........
Lucy with the shower head cleaner and fridge de-smeller.
Good effort that, I thought.

4th place is .............. (please, quieten down!!) .........
thedame with the lemon meringue pie.
Bad luck, whilst it was edible, I dislike meringue and the computer simply doesn't know any better.

3rd place, and winner of a chance to read my pink elephant joke again is ................. (look, if you can't remain silent, you'll be ejected) ..........
AlisonM with the Long Island Iced Tea
Excellent suggestion. But, frankly, why bother with the lemon? Hic! The vodka worksh jusht fine as it ish!!

2nd place, and winner of a chance not to read my pink elephant joke again is .................... (RIGHT, YOU'RE OUTTA HERE) .............
Steff with the lemon infused olive oil
Yay! Well done. It was the olive oil that was the clincher. I actually have some in the cupboard.

So, the surprise winner of the 1st prize and automatic inclusion in the next prize giving extravaganza is ............ (applause) .......
Me with the squeezed lemon juice over the sea bass idea.
My full acceptance speech will be published on Youtube in five languages shortly

Er, hang on, there are five burly chaps in white coats behind me.

"What do you mean?". "You want me to come quietly?". "Surely there's some mista.................
 
Bl****y Cheat!
Did you actually mention putting it on the sea bass?
....and I never said more about the flipping pizza either.

Steffie ....get him!
Personally i think the dying your hair blonde was the winner with the iced tea a close second!!
 
Thats shocking that is i want stewards inquiry form a more legit moderator haha.thanks twice i have been denied a victory tut tut .
 
Just checked the thread in full and no mention of the sea bass at all.
I demand a rejudge!!
 
Northy? Hey Northy? .....i need a word!
 
noooooo. we are much more trouble when we harass him.
Need to get hold of Northy re that promotion though.

boy you will need more than a mop when he is back!
 
Just checked the thread in full and no mention of the sea bass at all.
I demand a rejudge!!

Hi, Mark HB here, Andy is still struggling with the guys in white coats.

He's asked me to point out that if he'd mentioned the sea bass in the thread earlier, he couldn't have been a surprise winner, now could he? :confused:

That seems fair to me. 😎
 
noooooo. we are much more trouble when we harass him.
Need to get hold of Northy re that promotion though.

boy you will need more than a mop when he is back!

OoOh ok then you twisted my arms.
We will harass the ^%$$ of him lololol x
 
Batter him steffie...and I don't mean the bass!
 
so - we make the meringue anyway and splat him in the face with it - pour the olive oil down the back of his trousers ...and as for bleaching - it won't be his elbows!!

Never mess with the ladies Andy!!
 
<brrring>, <brrring>.

Er, hello? Northey?

Yes .......
Yes, that's right ......
Aha .......
Yes .......
Er, no ......
I didn't, that's correct ........
You think so? .........
No pay rise?, but ..........
No promotion either for 18 months?, that seems a little harsh? ......
Ye ....
Yes, I understand.

<click>

And the winner is ...........
Everyone but me.
Congratulations. You've won the incredible prize of not having to look at another thread like this for atleast 1 week! Hurrah!! 🙄
 
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