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Terrible terrible jokes!

My neighbors banged on my door at 3:30 am last night. Can you believe that? Luckily, I was still up, playing my guitar. They shouted "how about a little respect?"
I said, "honestly I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan, but okay. This one's for you!"
 
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team? Because she kept running from the ball!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!
 
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