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Birmingham Forum Meet, 10th September 2016

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I'll nip down the Offy and get some cans of White Lightning ...you'll be wanting some Buckie I take it?
Can I hear keys jangling and a juke box cranking up??
 
Apparently there is a strict dress code to be maintained. There is a strict code of conduct also

1. No swearing
2. No spitting
3. No diving
4. No ducking
5. No bombing
6. No petting (oh ****!!!!!)
7. No eating
8. No hypo's
9. No retinopathy
10. No doctors or DSN's

Rule 10 will be strictly enforced



Obviously none of you complete scruffs will gain entrance
 
I'm fine with #7 ...I only eat between meals
 
Diabeticliberty said:
Obviously none of you complete scruffs will gain entrance
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Who are you calling a scruff?

I get all my clothes from the Army & Navy Store. Today I am smartly dressed as a Soviet Admiral 😛
 
I'd like to be on the interview panel for bar staff please. I don't want you guys taking control and appointing pouting pneumatic Barbara Windsor style pint-pullers. This is an equal opportunity watering hole and must offer something for everyone.
 
Jonsi said:
Who are you calling a scruff?

I get all my clothes from the Army & Navy Store. Today I am smartly dressed as a Soviet Admiral 😛
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Aye aye shipmate. Do not blow your ballast anywhere in my vicinity. I really don't do bad smells 😛



OMG I am still posting in this thread in spite of promising not to. I'm away to join the Kreigsmarine
 
Diabeticliberty said:
Apparently there is a strict dress code to be maintained. There is a strict code of conduct also

1. No swearing
2. No spitting
3. No diving
4. No ducking
5. No bombing
6. No petting (oh ****!!!!!)
7. No eating
8. No hypo's
9. No retinopathy
10. No doctors or DSN's

Rule 10 will be strictly enforced



Obviously none of you complete scruffs will gain entrance
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I have a problem with the dress code. And rules 1, 3,4,5, 6 (specially 6), 7, 8 (had a nice one this morning) and 10. I know why you've put rule 10 in, but it won't work. I was struck off after fathering twins with an astronauts wife, and growing cannabis in the cellar. Honest. Please let me in:(
 
Jonsi said:
I can see that the B&B's been refurbed but the lock on the doors must still be rusty 'cos it won't let me in!
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Oops! My bad, sorry! 😱 I've been to the dentist and forgot to hand the keys over! All open for business now 🙂
 
Northerner said:
Oops! My bad, sorry! 😱 I've been to the dentist and forgot to hand the keys over! All open for business now 🙂
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Im off for a pint, who's with me?
 
mikeyB said:
I have a problem with the dress code. And rules 1, 3,4,5, 6 (specially 6), 7, 8 (had a nice one this morning) and 10. I know why you've put rule 10 in, but it won't work. I was struck off after fathering twins with an astronauts wife, and growing cannabis in the cellar. Honest. Please let me in:(
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Victor do not worry you can wear your hat. You can even wear a space helmet and turn up stoned as you like. We will relax the rules as you are most unlike most of the doctors I have ever met who suggest that I am deranged and a very bad diabetic you are our kind of doctor🙂
 
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