Birmingham Forum Meet, 10th September 2016

[Marsbartoastie]

No 2. DL has more money than sense
No 3. DL doesn't have much money

didja see what I did there? didja? didja?

I see what you did...and I like your style 🙂
(Gotta do some work now...the bills ain't gonna pay themselves. Laters.)

 

[Jonsi]

Not to worry...I can handle Jonsi 😉

promises promises 😛

 

[mikeyB]

Aside...a widowed friend of the family married again at quite an advanced age and my mother gave her a beautifully wrapped wedding present. It was a can of WD40...because it's an effective all purpose lubricant 😱😱😱

WD40? Heartless woman, it makes the bedroom stink like a machine workshop. K-Y gel's the stuff, no smell and great whatever your inclination.

So I'm told, anyway.

 

[Stitch147]

I love the smell of WD40

 

[Marsbartoastie]

WD40? Heartless woman, it makes the bedroom stink like a machine workshop. K-Y gel's the stuff, no smell and great whatever your inclination.

So I'm told, anyway.

In future I'm coming to you with any problems of an intimate nature. Victor Meldrew as Agony Aunt...I like it. 😛

 

[Diabeticliberty]

WD40? Heartless woman, it makes the bedroom stink like a machine workshop. K-Y gel's the stuff, no smell and great whatever your inclination.

So I'm told, anyway.

Victor, machine workshops need love too obvious not the KY Jelly kind but machines are sensitive creatures that need a gently loving hand. Right enough of that nonsense what have you been doing with KY Jelly then? 😛

 

[Jonsi]

In future I'm coming to you with any problems of an intimate nature. Victor Meldrew as Agony Aunt...I like it. 😛

This MartianTubaSmarties woman is fickle ...first the Dribbling Libertine is her Shi...erm, Knight in Whining Armour, then she says she's going to fondle me, now she wants MikeyB and his intimate Jelly!

 

[Marsbartoastie]

This MartianTubaSmarties woman is fickle ...first the Dribbling Libertine is her Shi...erm, Knight in Whining Armour, then she says she's going to fondle me, now she wants MikeyB and his intimate Jelly!

To be fair...you were waving your tasty Welsh sausage in my face.😛

 

[Diabeticliberty]

Fickle? I should coco. I used every dirty low down trick in my dirty low down arsenal on Saturday but was not even granted a peck on the cheek. Alas I am destined to be a lonely old fisherman just dangling his little worm in the water 😛

 

[Marsbartoastie]

This MartianTubaSmarties woman is fickle ...first the Dribbling Libertine is her Shi...erm, Knight in Whining Armour, then she says she's going to fondle me, now she wants MikeyB and his intimate Jelly!

'Dribbling Libertine' made me laugh so much I cried.

 

[Diabeticliberty]

Infamy infamy they've all got it in for me 😛

 

[mikeyB]

Victor, machine workshops need love too obvious not the KY Jelly kind but machines are sensitive creatures that need a gently loving hand. Right enough of that nonsense what have you been doing with KY Jelly then? 😛

Well, if you really want to know, it's lubricating the plastic tubes that introduce the steroid foam to treat proctitis caused by ulcerative colitis. One thing leads to another....😛

 

[Diabeticliberty]

Well, if you really want to know, it's lubricating the plastic tubes that introduce the steroid foam to treat proctitis caused by ulcerative colitis. One thing leads to another....😛

Ten out of ten for the answer that puts the giddy mouthy cretin in his place. Could I ask though prior to this did you ever use it for well you know........nooky?

 

[Marsbartoastie]

Well, if you really want to know, it's lubricating the plastic tubes that introduce the steroid foam to treat proctitis caused by ulcerative colitis. One thing leads to another....😛

I have to leave in order to compose myself. That's the funniest post of the day...by a country mile. You nearly made me choke on my pop

Thanks everyone for a very entertaining day.

 

[mikeyB]

Ten out of ten for the answer that puts the giddy mouthy cretin in his place. Could I ask though prior to this did you ever use it for well you know........nooky?

Not telling. I did have a lot of satisfied older ladies in my practice, though. After my recommendation, I might say, not because of any personal heroics.

 

[Jonsi]

To be fair...you were waving your tasty Welsh sausage in my face.😛

Excuse me Madam!!! 😱 How very dare you ...I resemble that remark!! I neither waved, wafted, brandished or otherwise flouted any such thing (or any similar looking objects) in anyone's visage. Wishful thinking on your part methinks 😛
I need a lie down in a darkened room, I've gone all dizzy now...

 

[AJLang]

I agree with Marsbartoastie about the sausage in her face - and I have the photos!!!!

 

[Diabeticliberty]

Wash your mouth out you Popeye Lookee-likee you!!! 😡😡 (you may have had your arms folded but I saw them forearm bad boys ugg ugg ugg!)

Jonsi my ickle chipolata I have never considered myself as a Popeye lookeelikee. I have never paid much attention to my own forearms or any other man's either. I think you might have secret smouldering unrequited Welsh love just waiting to leap out at me with your tidgy sausage. Don't fight it baby. You lurvvvvvveeeeeeeee da English chappy 😛

 

[mikeyB]

Get the K-Y ready, you two.

 

[Diabeticliberty]

Get the K-Y ready, you two.

Michael you are on tip top form today my good man. Too bloody good if you want my honest opinion 😛