Stich...do not slap her...provocation is no defence in respect of an assault charge...however...you could avail yourself of that defence if you were to kill her stone dead...provocation is an absolute defence to a murder charge... and such comments and behaviour may qualify it...especially with the addition of the popcorn torment...just in case any enthusiastic members of the CPS ( Crown Prosecution Service) are members of this forum that was a joke...absolutely no intention to incite or coerce stich to murder anyone...not even her co-worker...if stich decides to end her torment in that way she is solely responsible for her decisionIve just popped out of the office and picked up something ready for lunch.
When I got back 2 of the girls where I sit both said they were hungry and needed a snack.
One of them (the one I want to slap at the mo) opens up a big bag of popcorn (one of the large sharing ones) and starts eating it.
At that point she says "I wish I was diabetic just for 1 week"!!!
Really!!! No you dont love!!!!
I said to her "errrr, no you dont! Im diabetic for life now and wouldnt wish it on anyone"
To which she replied "Id only want it for a week to stop snacking and lose weight!"
Like its that frigging easy!!!!
GRRRRRRRR!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Probably knows best about the football results...clearly not a medic then...sounds like a right J.Arthur Ranker to me...What a stupid thing to say! Mind you, I have a co-worker who is also diabetic, who insists that I am NOT diabetic. But I guess he knows best huh?
Oh dear...laughed like a drain at this...Eat a Mars bar, wait 30 minutes, pee in his coffee. He should take that as proof when he says "I don't take sugar".
I regularly get "I wish I had one of them, I'm worn out" when I'm in the wheelchair.
I would probably smiled sweetly at her,and saidIve just popped out of the office and picked up something ready for lunch.
When I got back 2 of the girls where I sit both said they were hungry and needed a snack.
One of them (the one I want to slap at the mo) opens up a big bag of popcorn (one of the large sharing ones) and starts eating it.
At that point she says "I wish I was diabetic just for 1 week"!!!
ROFL. I had an excellent teacher, my gran MacLean was a Scottish Wildcat, looked perfectly charming.... till you got on the wrong side of her, then she was wicked. I try to emulate her but I'm a rank amateur in comparison. I do have a positively evil imagination though.@AlisonM I have just read your reply. If I ever, ever even put my little toe on the wrong side of you please feel free to remind me what a completely bad idea it is. You rock lady 😎
ROFL. I had an excellent teacher, my gran MacLean was a Scottish Wildcat, looked perfectly charming.... till you got on the wrong side of her, then she was wicked. I try to emulate her but I'm a rank amateur in comparison. I do have a positively evil imagination though.
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Not that I condone that kind of behaviour of course ...![]()