Weird and worrying GP Conversation

[Barfly]

I think your knowledge of female anatomy maybe a little awry! 😱

You are probably right, no gentleman likes to think too deeply into these things.....not to say I am always a perfect gentleman, but I do try. The lovely Jane just thinks I am very trying......

 

[trophywench]

FYI those other bits are only meant to be penetrated 'so far' and if whatever goes too far (for whatever reason!) - it hurts! Not exactly a fab experience having a cervical smear - but better than not discovering the Big C in time. You males haven't got a clue, have you! Don't even have to have any of your bits professionally squashed on a regular basis for a similar reason either!

 

[Barfly]

FYI those other bits are only meant to be penetrated 'so far' and if whatever goes too far (for whatever reason!) - it hurts! Not exactly a fab experience having a cervical smear - but better than not discovering the Big C in time. You males haven't got a clue, have you! Don't even have to have any of your bits professionally squashed on a regular basis for a similar reason either!

Ignorance is bliss....the lovely Jane has always been very discreet about these matters, and as I said, gentlemen do not really like to think of these things. I cannot imagine having my bits squashed professionally or otherwise on a regular basis...there be the stuff of nightmares......

 

[trophywench]

Apparently it's not quite as uncomfy if God and/or the biscuit barrel have endowed you with larger than B cups!

 

[Barfly]

Apparently it's not quite as uncomfy if God and/or the biscuit barrel have endowed you with larger than B cups!

Ahhh, but the lovely Jane has always been tiny. When I first started dating her in 1965 she was 7st 10lb. she is still 7st 10lb and has been all her life. She is now 72 I am 71. Check out the piccies of us on our first date Xmas Eve 1965. And the sad ones now......

 

[MarkGeordie]

Oh, wow, the conversation has certainly went astray.