I realise it's a bit of a long shot on a diabetes forum as most people probably already have it but you may know someone. So, is anyone interested in taking my T1 diabetes off my hands? It's fairly well used by now but good for a few years yet, ....at least 10 by all accounts. You can have it for free and I'll chuck in a Libre. 🙂
What you need to do is send it away for a break...
Go away! Take a break! Go on holiday!
I’m sure you’d like time on your own!
And I wouldn’t mind if you left for a while –
So go on! Just leave me alone!
For it seems you’ve become too dependent,
And it’s putting me in a bad mood!
I’d just like a day with you out of the way,
I hope you don't think that I'm rude!
There ought to be somewhere to send you,
Like the kennels where you might send a pet…
Yes, a kennel for chronic diseases!
But I don’t think there are any yet…
I’m sure if there were they’d make money,
For I know many others would pay
To leave you in the care of another,
Though we might not return straight away…!
I imagine, in the future it will happen
When diseases will all be retired,
They’ll live out their days sat on petri dish trays
Till the very last one has expired!
