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Terrible terrible jokes!

Friends were looking for a house warming present.

How about a radiator?
 
OK, not a joke but something that I thought was funny. There is a song by Chappell Roan called Red Wine Supernova. There is a line in the song "I don't care that you're a stoner" My wife, known for mishearing song lyrics heard I don't care that you're a Skoda, now I can't unhear it. If you are intending to look up the song on YouTube or a streaming service, be aware that the song is quite rude and has the F word in it.
 
Chris Hobson said:
OK, not a joke but something that I thought was funny. There is a song by Chappell Roan called Red Wine Supernova. There is a line in the song "I don't care that you're a stoner" My wife, known for mishearing song lyrics heard I don't care that you're a Skoda, now I can't unhear it.
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For years (maybe still to this day) my mum thought Wham! had a hit called Wake Me Up with a Cup of Cocoa.
 
Talking of the F word. On the radio edit of You Ought To Know by Alanis Morriset, the F word is blanked out by them inserting the briefest moment of silence on the vocal track. Not only is it really obvious from the context what the word is but about a hundredth of a second of the F and the K is still there so effectively your brain fills in the blank. On Some Nights by Fun the censors didn't even notice the F word was there so even on the radio edit it's still there.
 
Chris Hobson said:
Talking of the F word. On the radio edit of You Ought To Know by Alanis Morriset, the F word is blanked out by them inserting the briefest moment of silence on the vocal track. Not only is it really obvious from the context what the word is but about a hundredth of a second of the F and the K is still there so effectively your brain fills in the blank. On Some Nights by Fun the censors didn't even notice the F word was there so even on the radio edit it's still there.
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The Who song Who Are You also has the F-word in it, it was never censored for the radio
 
A tortoise got mugged by a gang of snails.

He was asked by the police what happened,

He replied, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast”.
 
Ah. Censored the word meaning the bodily orifice one evacuates one's bowels, through.
 
A judge in court thought he recognised the criminal in front of him.

“Have you been up before me before?”

“I don’t know m’lord. What time do you usually get up?”
 
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