Retinopathy

[Northerner]

Well done sir.........A*

Next week we do Algebra, start swatting😉😉

Oh my! That's a complication I hadn't heard of!😱

 

[DiabeticDave]

Ok........forget the Algebra, something interesting for you all😉😉





'Stewardesses' is the longest word
typed with only the left hand.

And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed
with your right hand.

No word in the English language rhymes with
month , orange, silver, or purple.

' Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'MT.
(Are you doubting this?)

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears

never stop growing.

The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'
uses every letter of the alphabet.

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right
or right to left (palindromes).

There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous': tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.'
(Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e I o u)

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
(All you typists are going to test this out)

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds
(Some days that's about what my memory span is.)

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.
(I know some people that could do this too.!)

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that also . Actually I know A LOT of people like this!)

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast,
the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
(Good thing he did that.)

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls
froze completely solid .

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

 

[insulinaddict09]

Oh my! That's a complication I hadn't heard of!😱

OH.... Nooo me too ... Ive flunked the Diabetes exam lol

 

[runner]

"There are more chickens than people in the world."

Its a subtle plot - they're going to 'egg' us one day.

 

[insulinaddict09]

"There are more chickens than people in the world."

Its a subtle plot - they're going to 'egg' us one day.

ha ha ha pmsl @ that

 

[runner]

ha ha ha pmsl @ that

Pleased about that - I've just worked out what pmsl means - had a laugh at that! (I'm a bit of a dinosaur when it comes to text-speak)

 

[DiabeticDave]

Hi Guys and Gals.........welllllllllllllll.....I have survived having acid dropped in my eyes, and having very bright lights blasted into them. My young lady had a quick look on the computer, and said, that in her opinion, everything is OK.

She went on to say, that she loves Blue eyes, and that I was very handsome, and that she would like to marry me.........her name was Kate Bush...anyone know of her?????

 

[Northerner]

Hi Guys and Gals.........welllllllllllllll.....I have survived having acid dropped in my eyes, and having very bright lights blasted into them. My young lady had a quick look on the computer, and said, that in her opinion, everything is OK.

She went on to say, that she loves Blue eyes, and that I was very handsome, and that she would like to marry me.........her name was Kate Bush...anyone know of her?????

Sigh! I wish she'd stop masquerading as a retinopathist!😱 Glad to hear it went OK Dave!🙂

 

[insulinaddict09]

Hi Guys and Gals.........welllllllllllllll.....I have survived having acid dropped in my eyes, and having very bright lights blasted into them. My young lady had a quick look on the computer, and said, that in her opinion, everything is OK.

She went on to say, that she loves Blue eyes, and that I was very handsome, and that she would like to marry me.........her name was Kate Bush...anyone know of her?????

Umm was she ugly with big ears and bushy hair ??? if so umm maybe a Moderator would know ??? 😛

 

[Steff]

glad it all went ok dave x

 

[insulinaddict09]

Pleased about that - I've just worked out what pmsl means - had a laugh at that! (I'm a bit of a dinosaur when it comes to text-speak)

ha ha well you gave me a laugh with the getting egged comment so thanks for that ... pmsl

 

[runner]

Eye eye Dave, well done!

 

[Northerner]

Umm was she ugly with big ears and bushy hair ??? if so umm maybe a Moderator would know ??? 😛

Oh dear a-m, I think you must be suffering from the same eyesight problems as Bev. Thankfully, Dave's eyes checked out fine, as he could see what a vision of loveliness had tested his eyes...🙂

 

[insulinaddict09]

Oh dear a-m, I think you must be suffering from the same eyesight problems as Bev. Thankfully, Dave's eyes checked out fine, as he could see what a vision of loveliness had tested his eyes...🙂

Oh thank you so much for the concern over my vision Northerner , but I have only recently had my eyes checked and have no problems at all . I would strongly advise Dave and your good self to get a second opinion though as YOU BOTH seem to be suffering from quite worrying signs of vision damage , please do not take risks with your vision !!! Take it from me and also Bev that Kate Bush is a frightening sight , as you will soon see when you have your vision corrected.. Good Luck !!! please do not be too alarmed when you see her clearly for the first time.... although she cant sing they do say she is quite harmless.

 

[runner]

Oh dear a-m, I think you must be suffering from the same eyesight problems as Bev. Thankfully, Dave's eyes checked out fine, as he could see what a vision of loveliness had tested his eyes...🙂

That's funny, didn't you just mention something about a dog?

 

[Northerner]

Oh thank you so much for the concern over my vision Northerner , but I have only recently had my eyes checked and have no problems at all . I would strongly advise Dave and your good self to get a second opinion though as YOU BOTH seem to be suffering from quite worrying signs of vision damage , please do not take risks with your vision !!! Take it from me and also Bev that Kate Bush is a frightening sight , as you will soon see when you have your vision corrected.. Good Luck !!! please do not be too alarmed when you see her clearly for the first time.... although she cant sing they do say she is quite harmless.

 

[insulinaddict09]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

[DiabeticDave]

Oh thank you so much for the concern over my vision Northerner , but I have only recently had my eyes checked and have no problems at all . I would strongly advise Dave and your good self to get a second opinion though as YOU BOTH seem to be suffering from quite worrying signs of vision damage , please do not take risks with your vision !!! Take it from me and also Bev that Kate Bush is a frightening sight , as you will soon see when you have your vision corrected.. Good Luck !!! please do not be too alarmed when you see her clearly for the first time.... although she cant sing they do say she is quite harmless.

I was Wuthering about your eyesight myself megirl, our Catherine, is a very fine lady. I'll have you Running Up That Hill, to see the King of the Mountain, you know, the Man with the Child in His Eyes.

So Don't Give Up Northener, she has her fans😉😉.

 

[Northerner]

I was Wuthering about your eyesight myself megirl, our Catherine, is a very fine lady. I'll have you Running Up That Hill, to see the King of the Mountain, you know, the Man with the Child in His Eyes.

So Don't Give Up Northener, she has her fans😉😉.

I think it's just jealousy from some of the female members Dave - they know Kate has first call on my magnificent legs, and they simply can't bear it!😱

 

[insulinaddict09]

I was Wuthering about your eyesight myself megirl, our Catherine, is a very fine lady. I'll have you Running Up That Hill, to see the King of the Mountain, you know, the Man with the Child in His Eyes.

So Don't Give Up Northener, she has her fans😉😉.

HA HA HA YES SO IT SEEMS DAVE , ALTHOUGH THEY ALL SEEM TO BE MEN OF A CERTAIN AGE , WITH VISION PROBLEMS . AH BLESS 😉