Northerner
Admin (Retired)
- Relationship to Diabetes
- Type 1
Pumper Mums! Pumper Mums! Let?s give a cheer for Pumper Mums!
Now, there?s a bunch of ladies who can really do their sums!
They can bolus for a biscuit, or a piece of apple pie,
And adjust a temporary basal rate if levels are too high!
They can dual wave a pizza so the levels don?t go spiking,
And tweak in tiny increments so the setting?s to their liking!
And when the DSN says they must learn to trust the pump,
Then they?ll use the bolus wizard to avoid a nasty jump!
Hurrah, hurrah for Pumper Mums
Up and down the land!
They?ll be prepared, whatever comes,
Patricia, Adrienne and Mand!
(and Our Bev, soon we hope!)
You're all awesome!

(c) 2009 Northerner
Now, there?s a bunch of ladies who can really do their sums!
They can bolus for a biscuit, or a piece of apple pie,
And adjust a temporary basal rate if levels are too high!
They can dual wave a pizza so the levels don?t go spiking,
And tweak in tiny increments so the setting?s to their liking!
And when the DSN says they must learn to trust the pump,
Then they?ll use the bolus wizard to avoid a nasty jump!
Hurrah, hurrah for Pumper Mums
Up and down the land!
They?ll be prepared, whatever comes,
Patricia, Adrienne and Mand!
(and Our Bev, soon we hope!)
You're all awesome!
(c) 2009 Northerner