Get started with a meter Jesse. You don't really have to test 7 times a day, testing is about seeing how what you eat affects your BG. I test every second day and sometimes less frequently and only usually do it twice - once before a meal and again about 2 hours after and I vary tests between breakfast, lunch and dinner and an occasional test before bed. This gives me a pretty good idea about how my BG levels are going in general and how my lifestyle and foods affect me. It also means I don't use up a lot of test strips.
And as far as your eggs for breakfast goes, there are loads of permutations - fried, scambled,boiled,poached, omelettes with various fillings such as cheese, smoked salmon, mushrooms etc and a rasher or two of bacon would do you no harm.