Hopefully LW your son or daughter will have told the ambulance chaps 'we had to get mum dressed' or some such thing. Possibly told the operator when they rang 999.
Here's a daft one. One Easter Sunday we were in a ridiculous motobike accident. Wet road, new SMA tarmac, coming slowly to a halt at the rear of a queue of traffic waiting at a T junction - kebam, bike literally fell straight over. I hadn't got the f... of my Oh f... out before I hit the tarmac and slid off down the road in the opposite of the direction of travel. I remembered how to stop (oh TY internet) and did so lay there and shook meself, found I was Ok and jumped up to see husband flat on his back on the road, bike had carried on forwards so well away from him.
He then sat bolt upright, shouted Jen! in panic and immediately fell back down again with a bellow of pain. Anyway, Shrewsbury hosp said broken collarbone, broken leg, blah blah. kept him in overnight, we brought him home on Easter Mon with strict instructions to attend local hosp with X-ray pics to see about a permanent plaster for his leg.
Monday night I try to put him to bed and he is is so much pain when he tries to lie down, he can't. So I build him a nest on one sofa using spare duvets so he could try to get some kip, whilst I would sleep on other sofa.
When he woke up, it was 07.00 ish so he needed to wake me. So he kept calling me and calling me and I kept ignoring him then he realised I was hypo so he REALLY shouted at me and somehow it got through cos I jumped off the sofa - immediately fell over and basically, head-butted the floor. Hypo and knocked out. Oh deepest doodoo.
The blooming saint got himself into the kitchen got the Hypokit out the fridge, got himself back and down on the floor next to me and did the deed and then couldn't get back up again so had to wait for me to come round to do everything else for myself and him. And you know how much you want to do that after a bad hypo.
Got me act together and my BG up, took him to hosp, dropped him at A& E whilst I parked the car (had abandoned it on the ambulance bay, ambulance driver went to go mad at me, then when he saw Pete turned straight round and got a wheelchair and took him straight in, bypassing reception! LOL) so when I got back, hubby was with doctor, telling him the tale. Doc got up to greet me and said Oh dear - you did that in the accident? _ isaid What? Hubby said 'You have a lump, easily the size of an egg, on your forehead, dear! I put my hand up and I only had and started to laugh. Eventually Pete said No - she did that this morning when she went hypo!
Anyway the long and short of it was, in addition to the broken collar bone (which he still has 6 years later - never healed) and broken leg - husband had no less than 5 broken ribs and a collapsed lung - all of which Shrewsbury hospital had entirely missed despite them showing on the ruddy X-rays...... and I still only had a broken nail ..... from the accident!
You couldn't invent it, could you?
I have other stories but may write a book one day 'Hypos I have Known, French Prostitutes* I have Met and other true stories'
* only one really. The other two were dominatrices .....