A bum is a bum. We all have one (as opposed to bellies where some of us have at least 2 if not more) and the word is much quicker to both type and say than the other eg Does my gluteus maximus look big in this?
Re DVLA - you've had the gypsies warning mate and you need to take heed. If you don't have hypo warnings, then you ARE unsafe to drive whatever you might think and if a medic who knows this about you doesn't tell the DVLA then they are risking knowing that and your having an accident where you maim or kill somebody else. Frankly I think she's bent the rules by not telling them anyway and I have no sympathy for people who know this and still drive. I know there are others on this board who feel the same as I do. May seem harsh, am not trying to fall out, but that's the facts.
So like it or lump it and I'll certainly still try and help where I think I can, and I'm sure evrone else will too - as long as you take it on board and treat this as seriously as you ought.
Don't drive under 5, wait for 45 mins after you get up to 5 before you get in the car. If you are in the car, then take the keys out and sit in the passenger seat if you can't get out and go sit somewhere else for 45 mins. Test at least 2 hourly, pref more frequently in your case at the moment and be prepared to have your meter taken off you to provide evidence of testing, should you be involved in an accident.
If you lose your licence, it's 12 months until you can re-apply by which time there better be irrefutable medical evidence that this little glitch is cured, otherwise you are wasting your time. And it could take months and months and months before the DVLA let you know one way ot the other.
Right then, now read this
http://www.diabetes-support.org.uk/info/?page_id=120 and then having done the basal testing and got that right, move on to carb counting training and the BDEC website you've already had a link to
http://213.106.147.101/bdec2/index.shtml click on e-Learning on the RHS.
By the time you get on that carb counting course - you should be an expert !
Good luck.