Car jokes

[Caroline]

I hear all the cars in the UK from next will be painted pink. That will make us a pink car nation.

If everyone drove oranges does that mean we would get a marnalde instead of a traffic jam?

ANd a joke that would have been topical a couple of weeks ago, but it's not a car joke:

what's the difference between snow menand snow women? Snow balls

 

[Lizzie]

Those jokes are really funny.

I don't want to be a killjoy or anything. But would people mind putting them in the 'off-topic' section rather than here on the main board? If someone for example had ketones or needed some urgent help with something, it might be pushed off the bottom of the page by the jokes. I hope that doesn't upset anyone, I think we definitely need to laugh and have jokes here.

 

[Northerner]

Those jokes are really funny.

I don't want to be a killjoy or anything. But would people mind putting them in the 'off-topic' section rather than here on the main board? If someone for example had ketones or needed some urgent help with something, it might be pushed off the bottom of the page by the jokes. I hope that doesn't upset anyone, I think we definitely need to laugh and have jokes here.

That's a good point Lizzie, hadn't thought about that. I've been putting my poems in Off-topic, but perhaps we should have a 'Humour' section? Eh, Admin?😉 (I'm no good at 'serious' poetry!)

 

[bev]

Oooops! Sorry - it was my fault i started it off with my blonde joke! Perhaps we could have a 'humour' secton? I never considered the idea of someone needing help urgently - sorry. 😱 Bev

 

[kojack]

Good point Lizzie.

As the board membership has grown, Admin did break it down into topics but perhaps humour is a subsection of of "off topic".