that DOES sound like heaven. I worked in a bacon packing factory for about 2 months when a student over the summer holidays.I thought bacon egg and sausage was perfectly good for us diabetics
You could go to the canteen for lunch and get as much bacon as you wanted for next to nothing, and sausages. Only problem was, after packing it all day (and seeing the odd "damaged package that had gone bad" you didn't really much fancy bacon lol