I have had to ask the chef, just what we are having and when, Mrs Alan is a master in the kitchen, so much so, I hardly go in the kitchen. My role is to select the wine and lay the table.
I have been told we are eating at 6pm (And trust me, that means 6pm)
According to said chef, we are starting with smoked salmon and caviar with a glass of champagne.
Then, turkey, roast potatoes, sprouts, parsnips, carrots, piggy things and stuffing with lashings of gravy.
This will be followed by Christmas pudding (not for me) which I will pour brandy over and set light to.(fire extinguisher to hand H&S)
After a short break we will have stilton and a glass or two of port
Followed by coffee and brandy.
The dogs will have some salmon and turkey with their kibble and blueberries for desert.