Your silliest joke.......

C&E Guy

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A man goes into a bookshop.

"I'm looking for a book about tortoises."

"Hardback?"

"Yes. They have a big shell all over."
 

C&E Guy

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Chubby Checker has started writing murder mystery books.

Every one has a twist at the end.
 

Tee G

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Man went into the supermarket and bought 500 OXO cubes ----- He was a laughing stock !! :D:D
 

Wirralass

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Q. Why does an elephant stand upside down in a tea cup?
A. So it can't be seen!:rolleyes:
WL
 

Wirralass

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One day, a 14yr old weasel went down to the local pub. The bartender took one look at him and says: "You're under age. I can't serve you beer."
The weasel asks "What can I have?"
The bartender replies "I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks and pop."
"Pop!" goes the weasel.
WL
 

everydayupsanddowns

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One day, a 14yr old weasel went down to the local pub. The bartender took one look at him and says: "You're under age. I can't serve you beer."
The weasel asks "What can I have?"
The bartender replies "I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks and pop."
"Pop!" goes the weasel.
WL
Ha! That’s a good one :D
 

Wirralass

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These jokes are getting sillier & sillier but keep em coming!
WL
 

Tee G

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i love em!:D:D:D
 
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Tee G

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Its so nice to be able to have an innocent giggle at times like these - Keep em coming!
 

Wirralass

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Q. Do you know where the old couple went for the weekend?



A. Cheddar gorge!

WL
 

robert@fm

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I have just bought a load of books in South Croydon.
Reedham?
Not yet.

I saw a party of school kids being attacked by a feral dog in Southwest London.
Surbiton?
No, but one of the kids was.
 
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