Your silliest joke.......

C&E Guy

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The police turned up at a guy's door.

"We've matched the blood on the murder weapon with your blood, and we've matched the blood on the victim's clothes with your blood, so we're arresting you for murder."

"But, it's not all bad news. Your cholesterol's down to 3.6!"

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 

everydayupsanddowns

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I was trying to send a package to some scientists from the oceanographic institute who were camped out on the Cornish coast, conducting a study of aquatic marine mammals.

So I addressed it, “To all in tents and porpoises”
 

Tee G

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Hahaha! :):) the old ones are the best!
 

Eddy Edson

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What do utilities and pelicans have in common?

They can all stick their bills up their a.....!

(Hat tip Billy Connelly, I think)
 

Andy HB

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants running over the hill?
A: "There's a herd of elephants running over the hill".

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants wearing sunglasses running over the hill?
A: Nothing, he didn't recognise them.

(Now that is really old!)
 

Stitch147

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What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?
Chicken Caesar salad
 

C&E Guy

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants running over the hill?
A: "There's a herd of elephants running over the hill".

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants wearing sunglasses running over the hill?
A: Nothing, he didn't recognise them.

(Now that is really old!)
Not a joke but - how did Tarzan speak English?


I'll add ....

How do you know your dentist's from Boston?

"It's more than a filling."
 

Ditto

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LOL :D What's purple and lives at the bottom of the sea? Moby Grape.

What shakes at the bottom of the sea? A nervous wreck.

At least I think that's how they go. :)
 
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