Xmas and the virus

mikeydt1

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Xmas has now been cancelled but only kidding but according to the Mirror press on Sunday children singing happy birthday is banned and yes they did print it.

you just can't make things up with how daft everything is getting.

any more silly rules welcome.
 

mikeyB

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Since the government discovered that the virus can appear in faecal matter, farting in public is now forbidden on pain of a £1000 fine.
 

silentsquirrel

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Hopefully the horrible tradition of blowing out candles on cake will not come back, even when singing is safe!
 

atoll

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Hopefully the horrible tradition of blowing out candles on cake will not come back, even when singing is safe!
someone will no doubt find a loophole to get round any restrictions in an effort to spread the virus further.........Darwinism is alive and well and eating a Cornish pasty in the pub
 

Grldtnr

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Hopefully the horrible tradition of blowing out candles on cake will not come back, even when singing is safe!
MikeyB quoted farting in public is an offence, not sure quite how, but maybe the afflicted could ,'fart' the candles out.
Er ,perhaps not, methane and naked flames are not the best bed fellows!!
 

mikeyB

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By the way, my comment was just a seed to see how long it would take get in to the Daily Mail. The medical info is true, mind;)
 

Bloden

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Since the government discovered that the virus can appear in faecal matter, farting in public is now forbidden on pain of a £1000 fine.
Surely, dry farts are still ok then? :oops:
 
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