Nurse Unbalanced

[Northerner]

This is what I expect in the next issue of Balance from the Nurse who will no doubt by then be afforded her own regular column in which she can freely castigate those self-centred junkie diabetics?

You can?t be human if you think
Injecting where I eat and drink
Is something that you can?t avoid,
You?re junkies and you?re paranoid!

And don?t tell me to look away,
I?m nosy and I?ll have my say!
You might as well just slit your throat,
Or hang a sacrificial goat!

Would you display your toilet parts?
Or fill the room with noisy farts?
Or flick your bogies round the room?
You diabetics make me fume!

Of all these things that trouble me ?
All anti-social you?ll agree -
But diabetics shooting up
Wins the ?Nurse Disgusted? Cup!

So thank you Balance for this page,
Where I can vent my frequent rage,
I?m sure your readers all agree
That they?re disgusting, just like me!

😱😱

(c) Northerner 2009 Please do not reproduce without permission

 

[insulinaddict09]

Ha ha brilliant as usual Northerner 🙂🙂🙂

Hey still no Trophy for me then

 

[bev]

Great Northerner -but i think you were a little too kind on the silly moo!Bev

 

[Steff]

fab as usual

 

[Munjeeta]

Hahaha... Brilliant 🙂

 

[katie]

hehe great poem Northe, are you going to send it in?

I might write a letter or email if I can find some motivation! if i try writing it in the middle of the night it will probably get done 🙂

 

[sweetsatin]

Rofl that is briliant Northerner
I agree with Bev tho, you were too kind.

 

[Caroline]

Another great offering from Diabetes Supports very on Forum Laureate

 

[runner]

Nice one!