Northerner
Admin (Retired)
- Relationship to Diabetes
- Type 1
This was inspired by Caroline's Practise Nurse, who spent the whole appointment moaning about her own problems until eventually Caroline walked out! 😱
Ah! Come in my dear and please sit over there.
No, not in the comfy one ? the grey plastic chair!
I have to sit here, it?s been quite a while
Since my bottom?s been sore on account of my piles?
Now, you?re diabetic, I think it says here.
My eyesight is awful, it?s not very clear?
Uh! You?ll have to speak up dear, what did you say?
I?ve been deaf as a post for a year and a day!
Since you?re diabetic, perhaps you will know?
I wake in the night and I just HAVE to go!
It may be my bladder, perhaps it?s my age,
Would you do my job on this miserable wage?
My throat feels quite dry, I might have some tea,
You probably wouldn?t cope if you had troubles like me!
Some patients are awful, they just ramble on,
Now let me just see where your?oh! She?s gone!
Ah! Come in my dear and please sit over there.
No, not in the comfy one ? the grey plastic chair!
I have to sit here, it?s been quite a while
Since my bottom?s been sore on account of my piles?
Now, you?re diabetic, I think it says here.
My eyesight is awful, it?s not very clear?
Uh! You?ll have to speak up dear, what did you say?
I?ve been deaf as a post for a year and a day!
Since you?re diabetic, perhaps you will know?
I wake in the night and I just HAVE to go!
It may be my bladder, perhaps it?s my age,
Would you do my job on this miserable wage?
My throat feels quite dry, I might have some tea,
You probably wouldn?t cope if you had troubles like me!
Some patients are awful, they just ramble on,
Now let me just see where your?oh! She?s gone!
