Discussion in 'Entertainment - jokes, quizzes, funny pictures' started by MeeTooTeeTwo, Jul 14, 2019 at 10:06 AM.
I met some lemmings whilst walking in Norway - they are such funny creatures! They stand up on their hind legs and rant and rave at you - apparently they can get so upset and angry for no reason that they have heart attacks and die! (None of the lemmings I met died! )
A bit like those annoying meerkats on "compare the market" ads.
Lock them with the two woodworm!
woodworm weren't allowed on the ark, being unclean animals.
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