Northerner
Admin (Retired)
- Relationship to Diabetes
- Type 1
It?s confirmed ? you?re diabetic, so please join the queue,
The surgeon should be on his way,
It shouldn?t take long, there?s only a few?
What?s that? Do you have something to say?
Oh, didn?t they tell you? It?s really no good!
We must make you stand out in the street!
Some try to disguise it by wearing a hood,
But you can still pick them out by their feet!
Here is the leaflet, I?m sure it?ll explain,
And there?s a picture of what they attach.
It?s free for the ?standard?, but if you are vain,
You can pay extra for attachments that match!
A moment if you please, you must sign this release
To donate them back when you?re dead?
Now hurry along, you?re next on the list,
Would you like to have green ones or red?
Oh dear! Does it hurt? That?ll soon go away,
And you?ll learn how to sleep on your back.
You?ll be able to walk, but not quite the same way ?
I?m sure that you?ll pick up the knack!
The surgeon should be on his way,
It shouldn?t take long, there?s only a few?
What?s that? Do you have something to say?
Oh, didn?t they tell you? It?s really no good!
We must make you stand out in the street!
Some try to disguise it by wearing a hood,
But you can still pick them out by their feet!
Here is the leaflet, I?m sure it?ll explain,
And there?s a picture of what they attach.
It?s free for the ?standard?, but if you are vain,
You can pay extra for attachments that match!
A moment if you please, you must sign this release
To donate them back when you?re dead?
Now hurry along, you?re next on the list,
Would you like to have green ones or red?
Oh dear! Does it hurt? That?ll soon go away,
And you?ll learn how to sleep on your back.
You?ll be able to walk, but not quite the same way ?
I?m sure that you?ll pick up the knack!
