LOL - I'd miss you terribly too.
The only snag with what you're saying is that because doctors record that the patient won't be in the country between X and Y on your notes and the appointment system is outsourced to non-medical personnel in a totally different location, they never see that note. Of course if you know the name of the doctor by then you can ring his secretary, but actually this is quite challenging from halfway up a Pyrenee with an iffy mobile phone signal ! LOL
You have to take into consideration Mike, that a GP won't see the referral form until at the earliest next Tuesday. Then they need to agree it and get someone to fax it to Choose and Book. Could also happen Tuesday if they aren't busy but they won't action it till Weds. Then produce their letter and send it me second class. Been lucky so far and usually had it within 10 days, but you need to allow 21 days before chasing it up. On receipt, I then need to ring them to find out what the waiting lists are at the various locations, make my choice, and book. They then inform the location, who in turn then need to send me a clinic appointment, in the second class post.
Be amazing by then, if I got a first appointment before we go, for anything non life threatening. The good thing is if I choose the hospital I had the first one done, some of the appointments can be changed over the phone - though the written confirmations always come from somewhere entirely different to Nuneaton - eg Tamworth or Northampton or somewhere else I can't remember. This hospital also doesn't use envelopes marked NHS - so being as there's an address label on the front (our address I mean) and it's a smaller envelope not the usual NHS size, we tend to assume it's a circular until we open it !