Northerner
Admin (Retired)
- Relationship to Diabetes
- Type 1
The scene: Luigi?s restaurant in downtown Birkenhead,
Full of hungry diners all waiting to be fed,
And there, amongst their number, a very special guest,
The nurse who failed her 101 would face another test?
The customers chatted pleasantly, as wine was passed around,
Our nurse was unaware of how her evening would be crowned?
A secret nod, a knowing wink, would all ensure the plan
Co-ordinated smoothly by each woman and each man.
Spaghetti carbonara and lasagne were brought in,
And all at once was silence ? you could have heard a pin!
The nurse?s ears pricked up to hear a host of tiny clicks
As a hundred insulin users prepared to take their fix?!
Airshot after airshot was squirted in the air,
Like tiny dancing fountains from each and every chair!
And then the men exposed the flesh that lay beneath their shirts,
The ladies smiled as they pulled down the waistband of their skirts!
The nurse just stared in horror as the needles all went in,
And pierced the fatty layers that lay beneath the skin!
Well, then she just exploded, it was more than she could stand!
And now she?s pushing daisies up in Nighty-night Nurse Land!
(c) Northerner 2009 - please do not reproduce without permission.
Full of hungry diners all waiting to be fed,
And there, amongst their number, a very special guest,
The nurse who failed her 101 would face another test?
The customers chatted pleasantly, as wine was passed around,
Our nurse was unaware of how her evening would be crowned?
A secret nod, a knowing wink, would all ensure the plan
Co-ordinated smoothly by each woman and each man.
Spaghetti carbonara and lasagne were brought in,
And all at once was silence ? you could have heard a pin!
The nurse?s ears pricked up to hear a host of tiny clicks
As a hundred insulin users prepared to take their fix?!
Airshot after airshot was squirted in the air,
Like tiny dancing fountains from each and every chair!
And then the men exposed the flesh that lay beneath their shirts,
The ladies smiled as they pulled down the waistband of their skirts!
The nurse just stared in horror as the needles all went in,
And pierced the fatty layers that lay beneath the skin!
Well, then she just exploded, it was more than she could stand!
And now she?s pushing daisies up in Nighty-night Nurse Land!
(c) Northerner 2009 - please do not reproduce without permission.
