Northerner
Admin (Retired)
- Relationship to Diabetes
- Type 1
Sometimes relationships can be strained to breaking point, especially when a patient is denied testing strips by their 'cost-conscious' and 'I know best' doctor...
Oh, let me hush those dulcet tones,
Your voice so warm and tender,
And crush your hand between these stones,
And stick it in the blender!
What? No, my love, I am not cruel,
Just close your pretty lips,
I’m crazy like a lovesick fool
When you deny me strips!
I cannot know as well as you,
So white coat worldly-wise,
But let me take this superglue
And squirt it in your eyes!
I’m flushed, I’m shaking with desire,
Let no more words be spoken,
It will be hard when you’re on fire,
And every bone is broken!
If only you had shown me love,
And let those strips be mine,
You’d be my fluffy lovey dove,
My Doctor Valentine!
😱😱😱
Oh, let me hush those dulcet tones,
Your voice so warm and tender,
And crush your hand between these stones,
And stick it in the blender!
What? No, my love, I am not cruel,
Just close your pretty lips,
I’m crazy like a lovesick fool
When you deny me strips!
I cannot know as well as you,
So white coat worldly-wise,
But let me take this superglue
And squirt it in your eyes!
I’m flushed, I’m shaking with desire,
Let no more words be spoken,
It will be hard when you’re on fire,
And every bone is broken!
If only you had shown me love,
And let those strips be mine,
You’d be my fluffy lovey dove,
My Doctor Valentine!
😱😱😱
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