Another miracle cure

[Martin62]

Saw this dodgy looking device advertised today , who'd have thought a bit of acupressure could replace a defunct pancreas.

 

[Robin]

They want…How much????…For a bit of elastic with a plastic button sewn into it?
I used to wear wrist bands like that for preventing sea sickness. I could never work out it was just psychological or whether they actually worked, but they certainly helped. I didn’t notice my diabetes disappearing for the duration of the Cruise, though…

 

[Satan’s little helper]

Saw this dodgy looking device advertised today , who'd have thought a bit of acupressure could replace a defunct pancreas.
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“Take back what was stolen from you by diabetes.” Keep your 25 quid.

 

[Satan’s little helper]

Thinking about this. I’ve seen “diabetic watches” the same price? But at least they tell the time. 😛

 

[Inka]

Accupressure can’t make dead beta cells make insulin 🙄

 

[snowball12]

This did make me chuckle

 

[eggyg]

Ooh I wonder if it’ll nip up the A69 to the Freeman Hospital and find the jar with my pancreas in that they nicked from me in 2007! Here’s my 25 quid, off you trot! 😉

 

[Barrowman]

And they are available on eBay in various guises at a starting price of £4.78 - an absolute bargain
price if you've any money to spare!!
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[Martin62]

And they are available on eBay in various guises at a starting price of £4.78 - an absolute bargain
price if you've any money to spare!!
.

You can afford 2 , one for each arm

 

[Tdm]

And they are available on eBay in various guises at a starting price of £4.78 - an absolute bargain
price if you've any money to spare!!
.

Why oh why oh why is the nhs not snapping them up?????

 

[harbottle]

Hang on, it doesn't say whether these are T1, T2, T3.
I'm a bit suspicious about this device. 🙂

 

[Eddy Edson]

Hang on, it doesn't say whether these are T1, T2, T3.
I'm a bit suspicious about this device. 🙂

Everybody in the world should wear one, probably.

The pancreas needs all the help it can get.

 

[harbottle]

I'm going to buy a job lot of them and stand around Coventry city centre selling them at 3 for the price of 2! This time next year I'll be a millionaire!

 

[Barrowman]

I'm going to buy a job lot of them and stand around Coventry city centre selling them at 3 for the price of 2! This time next year I'll be a millionaire!

To late, I’ve bought the sole selling rights in the UK, trader discounts are available on application.
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[Dishevelled]

You can afford 2 , one for each arm

Steady on, they might cancel each other out. I'd wait for "advice" from their "qualified" team of doctors.

 

[Tdm]

Nah, the first one sorts your nlood sugar, the other one balances the national debt, so you're good

 

[harbottle]

To late, I’ve bought the sole selling rights in the UK, trader discounts are available on application.
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I've modified them so they reduce cholesterol and blood pressure! Patent pending.

 

[everydayupsanddowns]

Good grief!

 

[Bloden]

Accupressure can’t make dead beta cells make insulin 🙄

You sure about that?

 

[Eddy Edson]

I wonder if anybody has managed to get these to work with fake BP monitoring watches, for a perfect closed loop of woo?

If not, I'd like to know why exactly our scammers these days seem to have lost the drive to innovate????