there was me, plasters at the ready, safety goggles and all. Ready, steady and prepared to do battle with an alien creature-the dreaded celeriac. Well, all I can say is they it was a ***** cat compared with the dreaded turnip. Couldn't believe it, cut like butter, diced like a dream, smells a bit funny but wot the heck-here goes. I've killed it, it's in the pot and hopefully worth the effort. I even cut a few chips and am going to part boil then roast- really adventurous. Now I need to do the maths for carbs. Going to make a wee cottage pie with turkey mince. . ..