‘Covid-19 has an odour, and the dogs are detecting it’

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Asingle-storey building in a lonely rural business park, a few miles from Milton Keynes on a grey autumn day. It looks like a location for a bleak thriller: where a kidnap victim is held, perhaps, or the scene of a final shootout. Inside, though, something kind of cool is happening.

In a brightly lit room, four inverted metal cups have been placed on the red carpet, each containing a small glass jar. One of these contains a smell: a “training odour”. Into the room bursts Billy, followed by Jess. Billy is a labrador, and Jess his human trainer. Billy bounces about the place, clearly super excited. He sniffs at everything – furniture, people, the cups – wagging ferociously. When he sniffs at the cup that contains the smell, another trainer, Jayde, indicates success with a clicking noise. Billy is rewarded with his favourite toy, a well-chewed rubber ball, and a chorus of “good boy”.

So far, so unremarkable. Dogs have excellent noses, everyone knows that. They are estimated to be at least 10,000 times better than ours. It’s not immediately clear just how good Billy is. Did he really find the smell, or did Jayde just click when he sniffed the right cup? To be fair to Billy, he’s young, 18 months old, and this is only his second session. The trainers – Jess, Jayde and Mark – have high hopes for him. And after a couple more goes, it becomes clear that he is definitely finding the right cup, quickly. He is also clearly enjoying the game. What Billy lacks in refinement, he makes up for in youthful enthusiasm and exuberance, and he learns fast.

 
How utterly fab !! I just adore dogs but none of them have the slightest interest in me nor do they ever want to spend time with me, our next door neighbour is a professional Security Dog Handler and has kept his now retired huge Alsatian as a pet. Zeus - who both his baby sons happily interact with cos he is lovely - practically shoves me out the way to get to Pete (all dogs do this) cos they just love him. My dad was exactly the same, as indeed was my first husband. So - I am well used to being utterly shunned by them. Deep sigh .....

Or - I wonder? Do I simply smell 'wrong' ?
 
Incredible what dogs can do Northie.
I've met a couple of the diabetes Medical Detection dogs, and they are the most utterly wonderful creatures 🙂 I raised money for the charity several years ago by running the Great South Run, and many members here sponsored me 🙂

I wrote this poem about them in 2010 :D

What’s that Towser? Please leave me be!
Stop licking my hand, and pawing my knee!
I’ve already fed you, so it’s surely not that –
If I give you more biscuits you’ll only get fat!

We’ve been to the park and played with your ball,
You chased a black cat till it jumped up a wall!
Your legs must be tired, why don’t you just rest?
Go lie in your basket, and don’t be a pest!

Go bother a neighbour and leave me alone!
Go sniff your bottom, or bury your bone!
I’m getting quite tetchy, I think you can tell –
Is there something wrong? Is it something you smell?

My goodness, dear Towser! It seems you are right!
Oh thank you my friend for detecting my plight!
My blood sugar’s low, and you knew straight away!
In future I’ll know what you’re trying to say! :D
 
My dog has no training for medical detection at all but first thing he does is come and check my breast every morning, I like to think he would let me know if anything was amiss lol
 
My dog has no training for medical detection at all but first thing he does is come and check my breast every morning, I like to think he would let me know if anything was amiss lol
Haha I meant breath nor breast, fecking predictive text
 
Quite often when I'm out walking and having a brief rest-stop a dog will come up and give my gammy PAD-leg a sniff. I wonder what that's all about?
 
Well I guess Eddy, that much like me you must smell different, or at least your leg must. In which case, so does my left one anyway.

Fascinating.
 
Quite often when I'm out walking and having a brief rest-stop a dog will come up and give my gammy PAD-leg a sniff. I wonder what that's all about?

Just think your self lucky it does not smell of lamp post.
 
How do you know it doesn't though !! We know what a well used lamppost might smell like to our less than well blessed with olfactory sensor noses - but NOT to a dog's well blessed snout.
 
How do you know it doesn't though !! We know what a well used lamppost might smell like to our less than well blessed with olfactory sensor noses - but NOT to a dog's well blessed snout.
Hmmm. I kind of figured that my gammy leg doesn't smell like a lamppost to dogs based on their failure to urinate all over it 🙂
 
Hmmm. I kind of figured that my gammy leg doesn't smell like a lamppost to dogs based on their failure to urinate all over it 🙂
Maybe he/she is just sizing it up for a snack
 
Incredible what dogs can do Northie.
I've met a couple of the diabetes Medical Detection dogs, and they are the most utterly wonderful creatures 🙂 I raised money for the charity several years ago by running the Great South Run, and many members here sponsored me 🙂

I wrote this poem about them in 2010 :D

What’s that Towser? Please leave me be!
Stop licking my hand, and pawing my knee!
I’ve already fed you, so it’s surely not that –
If I give you more biscuits you’ll only get fat!

We’ve been to the park and played with your ball,
You chased a black cat till it jumped up a wall!
Your legs must be tired, why don’t you just rest?
Go lie in your basket, and don’t be a pest!

Go bother a neighbour and leave me alone!
Go sniff your bottom, or bury your bone!
I’m getting quite tetchy, I think you can tell –
Is there something wrong? Is it something you smell?

My goodness, dear Towser! It seems you are right!
Oh thank you my friend for detecting my plight!
My blood sugar’s low, and you knew straight away!
In future I’ll know what you’re trying to say! :D

Man of many talents.
 
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