I just had a thought Laura! As your diabetes is 10 years old you should be due to renew your Prescription Exemption card - all you need to do is answer the question ' do you still have the condition declared on your original application? with a 'NO' and you'll be cured!
My diabetes is due to expire,
I?ve got about three years remaining,
For my friend got a letter that implied she?d get better,
And we all found it most entertaining!
Bureaucracy dictates that our diabetic fates
Lie in answering just one simple question,
?Since last you applied, please confirm or deny
Can your pancreas cope with glucose ingestion??
Could it be, all along, that the doctors are wrong,
And diabetes is not a lifetime affliction?
Tick the right box ? you?re cured, that?s one diabetic fewer,
And you won?t need those horrid prescriptions!
It?s a ?no? then from me ? I am diabetes-free,
And I?m off to the pub for some drinking!
And I?ll eat what I like with no fear of a spike!
Dr Banting, what on earth were you thinking?

(c) Northerner 2010