Northerner
Admin (Retired)
- Relationship to Diabetes
- Type 1
Play along, just print out the card then cross off each misinformed comment you hear! 

My personal favourite is "it could be worse"
By that, they probably mean "it could be me".![]()
Your type 1, are you sure as only children get that?
I got that one my first week in, from a GP 😱
One of our Type 1 members got told that, since he had turned 40, he was now Type 2 - by a doctor!!! 😱
Here's a poem I wrote about it:
Mr Jenkins? Your appointment has been rearranged,
And since you’ll have turned 40, your diagnosis has changed!
We know that we told you that you were Type 1,
But now you’ve got older, I’m afraid that is wrong!
Type 1 diabetes affects only the young,
And you’ve got a foot on the middle-aged rung –
On the ladder of life, I’m afraid you’re too high,
And your fountain of youth is decidedly dry!
So, because you’re too old, you’ve been reclassified,
There’s no point in complaining, though many have tried!
You’ll be very pleased to learn that you’re a Type 2,
That’ll be cheaper for us, if not better for you!
You won’t need to test, so you won’t need those strips,
And you’ll no longer suffer those low sugar dips!
We’re withdrawing your insulin, you’ll be diet-controlled…
What’s that? Don’t blame me sir – it’s because you’re too old!![]()
A nurse at the eye clinic asked me if I was going to give my pump back so someone else could have it as I had such good control now 🙄